[Bestweekever TV] Ninja Assassin #3 on VH1 Best Week Ever's The 15 Movies to be Excited For

3. Ninja Assassin

Release: November 25th
Stars: Rain, Rick Yune, Naomie Harris

IMDB's Plot: Raizo (Rain) is a rogue ninja who comes to the aid of Mika Coretti (Harris), a Berlin-based Interpol agent who has linked the shadowy Ozunu Clan, a secret society of assassins who trained Raizo, to a series of murders. Most dangerous to them both is Takeshi (Yune), Raizo's former ally and the assassin leading the charge of Ozunu killers to Berlin.

Why It Looks Awesome: We don't care how mediocre the trailer looks or who this "Rain" person is or how confusing the plot sounds. A movie simply titled "Ninja" would already win a prestigious BWE.tv Felix (our version of the Oscars – it’s a very subtle inside reference, don’t ask) for Most Awesome-Sounding Movie of 2009. Hell, a movie titled "Ninja Assassin" would win two. But a movie titled "Ninja Assassin"? You might as well call it "Do You Like Food, Water, and Shelter? Basically, Do You Enjoy Anything Even Remotely Pleasurable? If So, See This Movie, Because It Has Ninjas," with the tagline, "Assassinate This!" (Ed. Note: Yes, this entire paragraph was scripted by Intern Zack. What can we say, boy loves Ninjas.)

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